What nonsense shopping you keep doing.. – Obnews

Husband: What nonsense is this?
You keep shopping..
How can you like such bad things?
Do you understand?
….
Wife: Oh hello to you
I also liked it…
Husband : 🤐😬🤬😤😠🤬😂😜😅😂😂😜

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Lawyer: Your husband's death.
How did it happen?
Woman: By drinking poison.
Lawyer: Then these bruises
How are you?
Woman: Was refusing to drink
No!

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A doctor was in the mood for poetry,
Now see how he prescribed medicines
How to explain to your patient…
….
Don't spoil the love of your heart,
Shake the syrup well before using it.
….
My heart broke when her dolly woke up,
Just one pill each in the morning, afternoon and evening…
….
Come back to taste the fragrance of love,
Keep all medicines out of the reach of children…

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Santa goes to give interview..
Interviewer: How old are you?
have experience?
Santa- Sir, please forgive me sometime.
But didn't try,
But definitely 3 years of experience
It's…!!

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I asked a child:
Why not Anganwadi today
Went?
to say innocently
Felt – fucking me yesterday
Were weighing…
Who knows, sell it today.

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