What gift will you give me – Obnews

Girlfriend: What gift will you give me?
Boyfriend: Whatever you want.
Girlfriend: Really?
Boyfriend: Yes, in dreams.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu: How does your wife get angry?
Monu: Like a child removes the battery from the mobile.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: Why did you never express your love?
Husband: Because you never gave me a chance.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: How many are 2 and 2?
Pappu: 4.
Teacher: Correct answer.
Pappu: But I don't have 2 rupees right now.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Boss: Why did you take leave?
Employee: Sir, I was scared of you in my dream.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Son: Papa, how much does a person change after marriage?
Papa: Son, so much so that I can't even recognize myself.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Do you have something that I might find special?

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