Father (to son)- What is going on with that girl?
Hangs out with her all day long, spends money on her
People are saying all kinds of things, what should I answer them?
Son- Dad, tell him that Bajirao has loved Mastani and not Aayyashi.
Then you should slap your son…slap…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Mother-in-law: I have full confidence that you will handle the kitchen.
The daughter-in-law went to the kitchen and heard a loud sound of something breaking.
Mother-in-law: What did you break, daughter-in-law?
Daughter-in-law: Your trust……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A boy and a girl went on a date in a BMW car
Boy- I am hiding one thing from you till today
Girl- What?
Boy- I am married
Girl- You scared me, I thought this BMW car is not yours.
The boy is unconscious…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu- Friend, my brother could not go to the bank for two days.
Bunty- Why so?
Pappu- Because he was slapped by a girl in his dream
Bunty- What does it mean by not going to the bank?
Pappu- Hey, it was written in the bank that ‘We convert your dreams into reality’…😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Girlfriend (to boyfriend)- You know thousands of boys die with every breath I take.
Boyfriend: Take out some time and brush your teeth.
Thousands of innocent lives will be saved…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Woman (to police)- My husband has been missing for a week.
Police: Is there any sign of them?
Woman- Yes, this Chunnu is six years old and this Munnu is four years old…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: How do you wake up early in the morning?
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