Who built Taj Mahal? – Obnews

Teacher: Who built Taj Mahal?

Student: Yes, the artisan!

Teacher: I mean, who got it made?

Student- Yes, the contractor…!!!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Brother: Sister, give me water.

Sister: Take it yourself.

Brother: Give it.

Sister: If you say it again you will be slapped.

Brother: When you come to slap, bring water.
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If there were no fasts like Karva Chauth

So surely many husbands would forget that

Whether he is living with his wife or his mistress.