why are you crying? – Obnews

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: You never keep me happy.
Husband: It is okay if you say so, but after marrying you I have got only loan!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu – Mom, I have made a big mistake.
Mom – What went wrong?
Pappu – I did not write anything in the books, mummy!
Mom – So what happened?
Pappu – What should I teach myself now?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Pappu: Sir, there was no electricity.
Teacher: What does electricity mean?
Pappu: Sir, like in school, there was only darkness at home too!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Teacher: Why do you always come late to school?
Pappu: Sir, I feel I have grown up in my sleep!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Husband (to wife): Dear, why don't you go to your parents' house for a few days?
Wife: Okay! What are you taking revenge for?
Husband: Not revenge, I am showing love!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: One night a thief entered a man's house