Wife- It is very cold
Husband- To stay alive, you should keep talking to your wife.
Wife- Why so?
Husband: Because she will definitely say something like this
Your body will be on fire and you
stay safe from the cold
The wife stopped speaking after hearing her husband’s reply…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A girl was drinking coke, a mosquito fell into it
When the girl took it out the mosquito said – Mother
Girl- Why did you call me mother?
Mosquito- Because I have come out of your coke, mother…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A chicken owner fell ill, his wife was sitting next to him
The owner’s wife said- You have very high fever.
I’ll make you chicken soup
On hearing this, the chicken lost his senses and said to the owner’s wife –
Just try giving paracetamol once…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: Why are you sleeping in class?
Pappu- Your voice is very sweet ma’am.
I fell asleep listening to it
Teacher: So why are the other children not sleeping?
Pappu- Because they are not listening to you……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu (to father)- Let me tell you one thing.
Father- Say yes
Pappu- You know, I have 15 fake IDs on Facebook.
Father- So why are you telling me?
Pappu- The Pooja Sharma whom you have been meeting for coffee date since last 10 days.
They are asking, it’s me
Then slap Pappu and slap him…..😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Chintu- Papa, I like a girl
Father: Does she also like you?
Chintu- Yes Papa very much
Father: The girl whose liking is like this,
I can’t make her my daughter-in-law…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A boy and girl went on a picnic
The boy got hurt there and started bleeding
The poor guy had seen it many times in the movies, so he started thinking.
that the girl will tear her scarf and tie it
The girl understood the meaning of the boy’s eyes and said-
Son, don’t even think, it’s a suit worth Rs. 6000…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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