Wife- Have you cheated on me?
Husband- Why darling, what happened?
Wife: You did not tell that you already have a wife named Rani.
Husband- I had told my father-in-law that I will treat you like a queen…
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Sonu was sharing knowledge with his friend Mintu
If the exam paper is very difficult then… close your eyes,
Take a deep breath and say it out loud – this subject is very fun
So we will study again next year.
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A father went to look for a boy for his daughter. He asked the boy's father – What are you going to do, son?
The boy's father is CA.
He asked- What should Chhora's sister do?
The boy's father is also a CA.
He again asked – What should Chhora's mother do?
The boy's father is also a CA.
He again asked- Oh wow! Everyone is a CA, meaning you will also be a CA?
Boy's father- No no… I will do ghagra… blouse cutting… all these people are CA.
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Boyfriend- I love you
Girlfriend- I love you too
Boyfriend- How much do you love me?
Girlfriend- As much as you do with me
Boyfriend: Damn it, it means you are also just passing your time.
Funny Jokes: A Washerman's Donkey Till Late Night
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