Teacher: Why are you sleeping in class?
Student: Studies were going on even in the dream.
Teacher: That means the hard work is complete.
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Friend: Why did you come to school so early?
Second: Do you know, daily vegetable miss!
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Teacher: Which animal climbs on water?
Student: Sir, fish…doesn’t climb on water!
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Papa: Why didn’t you pick up the mobile?
Son: Sir, the battery was alarming, I had to get up!
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Doctor: Do you exercise daily?
Patient: Yes, going to the fridge and back…that’s fitness!
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