Wife: You always sleep, why don't you ever work?
Husband: Sleeping takes more effort than working!
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Golu: Man, he is asking us to act like animals.
Pappu: Okay, then start working!
Golu: Donkey from Biometer!
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Teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Pappu: Sir, I had forgotten!
Teacher: What did you forget?
Pappu: It is important to come to school!
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Pappu: Mummy, I think I did something wrong.
Mom: What happened son?
Pappu: Mummy, I don't do my homework every day, yet I don't get punished!
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Wife: You love me right?
Husband: Yes, and how much do you love me?
Wife: Too much!
Husband: Then we both are slaves of each other!
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Wife: Why did you provoke me to anger?
Husband: Don't you make me even more angry instead of calming me down?
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