Husband (to wife): Dear, why don't you go to your parents' house for a few days?
Wife: Okay! What are you taking revenge for?
Husband: Not revenge, I am showing love!πππππππ
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A man went to the doctor and said β Doctor Saheb, I have amnesia.
Doctor: Since when?
Man: Since when?πππππππ
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Pappu: Mummy, I am feeling hot.
Mom: You sit near the air conditioner, turn on the fan.
Pappu: No, mom, I am feeling hot sitting next to you!πππππππ
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Wife: Why did you tell me that?
Husband: You are my life.
Wife: Then why are you so angry?
Husband: Because when I see you, my heart starts beating faster!
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Pappu (about chocolate): What happens if you eat this chocolate?
Johnny: Eating this chocolate sharpens the brain.
Pappu: Oh, then why don't I have it?πππππππ
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Wife: You never respect me.
Husband: You are thinking that I don't respect you.
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No, I insult you in a new way every day!
Funny Jokes: Friend, do you know what I do?
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