Pappu- You know, wife is like a paperweight…!
Gappu – How is that…?
Pappu: She lets her husband flutter,
But doesn't let it fly…!!!
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A woman was applying makeup straight after getting out of bed early in the morning.
Then the husband also opened his eyes.
Husband- Have you gone mad? Morning makeup…
Wife: Lie down quietly, I have to open my phone, I had put face lock, and now it is not recognizing me…!
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A beautiful woman was caught stealing biscuits in the mall and then…
Judge: You stole a packet of biscuits, which contained 30 biscuits, for this you are sentenced to 30 days' imprisonment.
The woman's husband said – Judge sir, the semolina packet has also been stolen.
The judge is unconscious…how much punishment should he give?
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Father to son – You consider me not as your father but as your friend…you can tell me anything openly…
Son: Listen brother, please get the number of the daughter of the neighbor Sharma.
Then there was fierce beating till the slippers broke…
Funny Jokes: Your wife is not visible
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