Chintu was wrapped in bandages. Seeing him, Pappu asked, “What happened, friend?”
Chintu – What should I say, 20 people together have killed me.
Pappu – Then what did you do?
Chintu – What to do? I told him – If you have courage then come only one at a time…
Pappu – Then?
Chintu – Then those people came one by one and beat me and went away.
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Master ji was teaching children in the class how to avoid bombs.
Master – Children, tell me, what will you do if a bomb is placed in front of the school?
Chintu – Will see for one hour, then….
Master – Then what?
Chintu – Then it is okay if someone takes it, otherwise we will keep it in the staff room.
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Chintu – Master ji, I have made such a thing with which we can see through the wall.
Master – Wow! What is that thing?
Chintu – Master ji, hole.
Then Master ji kept Chintu as a cock for the whole day.
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Chintu – Bhaiyaji, give me 10 samosas.
Samosa seller – Want to pack it and give it?
Chintu – No, I have brought a pen drive. Create a folder named Samosas and put it in it.
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