Santa – Yesterday I came to know that there is no iron in my body.
Banta – How did you know?
Santa: I put a magnet on my body and saw.
Not sticking at all.
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announced at the fair
Got a baby, Jin's, take shape.
Santa – Show me from the crowd, show me too,
What kind of a child is Jin?
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Doctor: How much do you weigh?
Santa – 75 kg with glasses.
Doctor – And without glasses.
Santa – I can't see it…!!
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Banta – Friend, I have taken this Ramdev's noodles, 🍜🍜
How to eat it?
Santa: Close one nostril and inhale through the other..!
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Jailer – You will be hanged tomorrow morning at 5 o'clock.
Santa Sardar – Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Jailer – What happened?
Santa – I get up at 9 o'clock.
Funny Jokes: Son, what do you do?
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