Santa- Yesterday I launched the rocket and it collided directly with the sun.
Banta- What are you talking about? What happened after that?
Santa- Then what? I was beaten.
Tell me – who killed?
Santa – Suraj's mother.
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Frightened by the pile of discarded utensils, the woman said – Oh God! My luck has run out…
Why do only men get this Aladdin's magic lamp, why can't any woman get it?
There must have been some genie who would have helped us too.
Hearing this call of the woman, God himself appeared and said – According to the rules, a woman can have only one genie at a time.
And our records say that you are married.
You have found your genie.
You have just sent her to the vegetable market, picking up your saree from the tailor on the way,
Paying the rent to the landlord, Zandu will bring balm for you, and then go to work.
That mini genie i.e. husband is a bit time consuming, but is more useful and durable than the lamp genie.
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Father-in-law: You drink alcohol, never told me.
Son-in-law- Your daughter drinks blood, you tell me?😂😜😅😂😂😜
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Pappu and his wife were standing at the railway station waiting for the train.
Just then a vehicle arrived with Bombay Mail written on it.
Pappu ran away and got into the car and said to his wife – When Bombay female comes, you also get in.
Funny Jokes: Mother-in-law talks to new daughter-in-law as soon as she wakes up in the morning.
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