A donkey and his friend were talking.
Donkey: How are you so smart?
His friend: Man, hey, I thought why would people be jealous of me, so I become lazy.
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Lawyer: Do you have proof of bloody murder?
Sakshi: Yes, sir.
Lawyer: Which one?
Sakshi: Hey, here you kill yourself, that's a different matter.
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Child: Mother, you have everything.
Mother: Yes, of course son.
Child: Then why does Papa keep crying every day?
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Teacher: Did you use any special thing in your engineering?
Student: Yes, cup of tea.
Teacher: How?
Student: He couldn't live without tea.
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A man said to the doctor, “Doctor sir, my eyes are hurting a lot.”
Doctor: “Okay, should I wear glasses?”
Man: “No sir, it will be fine if the glasses are tea.”
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Husband: I can go to the moon for your happiness.
Wife: Wow, come on then, take Junior there also.
Funny Jokes: Chintu and Pappu among themselves
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