Once a person knocked at the door of heaven after death and a voice came from inside, “Are you married?”
Man: Yes.
Again a voice came from inside, “You can come inside, you have suffered enough in this world by getting married.”
After that another man knocked on the door and a voice came from inside, “Are you married?”
Second man: Yes, I have been married twice.
A voice came from inside, “Run away, there is no place for idiots here.”
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Pinky said to Pappu during the exam: Why are you so confused?
Pappu: Quiet
Pinky: Did you forget your pen at home?
Pappu: Quiet
Pinky: Did you leave your roll number at home?
Pappu: Quiet
Pinky: Don't you have a calculator?
Pappu: Hey, shut up, friend! Here I have brought the slip for the wrong subject and you have got pen, pencil and calculator!
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