Today you put too much ghee in the roti – Obnews

Mistress: Today you put too much ghee in the roti.
Maid: Mistress, I made a mistake.
Looks like I gave you my bread by mistake
Hearing the maid’s reply, the mistress stopped speaking…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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The wife started putting her husband’s finger in the electrical board

Then the husband released his hand and said – I will get electrocuted.
Wife- Don’t worry, I observed Karva Chauth fast yesterday only.
I am checking whether it is done properly or not…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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A woman said to the fruit seller – Give me some wasted husband
It took the fruit seller 1 hour to understand that
Was asking for pear…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mintu (to Rinki)- I love you, now you tell me.

Rinki- I will go and tell sir right now
Mintu- Don’t call me crazy sir.
He is already married…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu- For a minor illness you

handed over such a long bill
Doctor- Okay then
reduce the bill
I prolong the illness…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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An American doctor came to India
At a book stall near the bus stand
He had a heart attack after seeing the book
The name of that book worth Rs 20 was-
How to become a doctor in 30 days?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Girlfriend- Dear, stop smoking and drinking alcohol.

boyfriend- left
Girlfriend- Start going to temple daily from today.
Boyfriend- Okay
Girlfriend- So sweet darling, will you marry me?
Boyfriend- Even after improving so much,
I will marry you…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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