You told your wife – Obnews

Santa: Friend, what gift did you give to your wife after marriage?
Banta: A lock.
Santa: Why the lock?
Banta: So that she doesn't close my heart and become someone else's.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Santa: Doctor Saheb, I see ghosts in my dreams at night.
Doctor: Sleep with the light on at night.
Santa: But Doctor Saheb, ghosts come in my dreams, not to pay the electricity bill!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Chintu: Friend Pintu, what password have you kept in your phone?
Pintu: The password is “wrong.”
Chintu: What kind of password is this?
Pintu: Whenever someone enters a wrong password, the phone itself will tell – “The password is wrong.”🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pintu: There is a ghost in my house.
Chintu: So what happened?
Pintu: The ghost told me, “Don't worry, I won't pay the rent.”🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Chintu: Friend, why does this doctor charge so much money?
Pintu: Because he takes everything we say seriously.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pintu: Friend, how do you like mathematics?
Chintu: Like fighting without any reason! Don't understand, and the questions keep increasing.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Chintu: Why don't you study?
Pintu: Because the teacher said, “Study is injurious to health.”🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Children, have you studied?