Father: You worthless person, I gave you Geeta to read, did you read it?
whether something entered the mind or not
Son: Yes father, you have read it and now you get ready to die.
Son puts gun to father’s temple
Father-Son, what are you doing? I am your father
Son-Father, no one is anyone’s father and no one is anyone’s son.
It is written in Geeta
father-son i will die
Son-Father, the body dies, the soul never dies.
Father unconscious…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: Hey, you listen, your friend is going to marry a crazy girl.
Why not stop him?
Husband- Why should I stop? Did that friend stop me?
Wife- Now you don’t love me as much as before
Before marriage, he used to come to meet me a lot by jumping from the neighboring roof.
Husband- Now I wonder why I didn’t fall from the same roof…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Girlfriend- Today is my wedding
Why have you come back here now?
Boyfriend- We have got the order for DJ.
Should I leave my work now?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju (to Suresh)- My wife jokes so much, what should I tell?
Suresh- How?
Raju- Yesterday I placed my hand on his eyes and asked who am I?
So she said ‘milkman’…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Golu- Friend Sonu, times are going very bad these days.
Sonu- Why what happened?
Golu- Nothing friend, I was staring at the water in a pond.
Just then a fish came out and said – You don’t have any mother or sister in your house.
Those who are looking at me…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Father-in-law: How come you came so early in the morning?
Son-in-law- When you had a fight with your daughter, she said- Go to hell.
So I came here…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Sir people talk only in Hindi or English
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