Jailer: You will be hanged tomorrow… tell me, what is your last wish?
Prisoner- I want to eat watermelon.
Jailer: But this is not the season for watermelon.
Prisoner: No problem, I will wait.
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Sonu's foot fell on a banana peel and he slipped and fell…!
Sonu got up and then walked ahead, stepped on another peel and then slipped and fell…!
Sonu then got up and walked a little further, then he saw the third peel…!
Sonu said while crying – Damn it, now you will have to slip again…!
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Seeing the new phone in Santa's hand, Banta asked – When did you buy the new phone?
Santa: It is not new, it is from my girlfriend.
Banta- Why did you bring your girlfriend's phone?
Santa- She used to say every day that she doesn't pick up my phone, today when she got a chance she picked it up.
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Banta Bhai, what kind of relationship do we call these brother-in-laws?
Santa, listening to Banta, laughed out loud and said
Banta Bhaiya, when two different people are cheated by the same company,
So the relationship between those two men is called brother-in-law.
Funny Jokes: Baba I am educated but
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