Two girls were talking among themselves.
Girl 1: I won't trust any boy after today. All bastards are liars, cheaters and scoundrels.
Second girl: Why what happened? Did your boyfriend say anything to you?
First girl: Don't take the name of that liar and cheater. I won't even look at his face after today.
The second girl asked with surprise: Why, what happened? Have you caught him with another girl?
Girl 1: Oh no, he saw me with my other boyfriend. Whereas he told me yesterday that he was going out of town for a few days.
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Once an Indian student took admission in an American school, it was the first day of school, the teacher was asking questions to the children.
Teacher: Let's start our study by looking at the history of America. Tell me who said 'Give me freedom or give me death.'
The whole class remained silent, only the Indian answered: Patrick Henry 1775.
Teacher: Very good, now tell me whose sentence this is, 'Government for the people, by the people and for the people should not end from the earth.'
This time also the entire class remained silent and only the Indian replied: Abraham Lincoln 1863.
Teacher: The entire class should be ashamed, an Indian student knows more about the history of America.
On this a student said from behind: 'Hit him.'
Teacher(angry): Who said this?
Indian: General Cluster 1862.
On this answer of the Indian, another child said, 'I will vomit.'
Teacher(irritably): Now who said this?
Indian: George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister in 1991.
The whole class lost their minds at this yet another answer from the Indian, someone shouted, 'If you say even a word now, I will take your life.'
Hearing this, the Indian shouted with all his might: Michael Jackson, to the child testifying against him, in 2004.
The teacher fainted at this answer of the Indian, all the children gathered around her. Someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed.'
On this the Indian said: George Bush, 2007 during the Iraq war.
All the children fainted due to this answer of the Indian.
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