Santa: What is your brother doing these days?
Banta – Had opened a shop, now he is in jail.
Santa – Why is that?
Banta – Will open the shop at night, that too will be in someone else's jail.
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Santa became a goon.
He called a famous Seth….
Santa: O Seth, send me Rs 10 lakh otherwise..
Seth – Who are you talking about?
Santa – I am Ariya's brother.
Seth – Okay, your sister's name is Ariya, right?
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Santa called the airport, 📲📲
Santa – Yes madam,
How much time does it take to go from Punjab to America?✈️✈️
Girl – just…..1 second sir.
Santa (saying on the phone) – Leave it friend, looks like she is drunk.
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Santa – Hey friend, you know I went hunting yesterday.
Banta – Okay then.
Santa: There the lion was sharpening his claws.
As soon as he saw me he ran after me,
As soon as he attacked me he slipped,
Then he ran fast and tried to grab my neck but he slipped again.
Banta – Hey Bapare, if I had lived in your place, I would have pooped.
Santa – Oh dear, then on whom was the lion slipping?
Funny Jokes: There was no conversation between husband and wife
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