Boy: Your girlfriend went to the market, found another friend…
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!
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Doctor: If this medicine works, you will sleep well.
Patient: What if not?
Doctor: So permanent sleep!
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Wife washing her face with soap.
Husband (in mind): She won’t go anywhere today!
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Santa: Rat poison.
Shopkeeper: Want to take it home?
Santa: No, I have brought rats with me!
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Husband: I like you – personal. Friend choice – Secret.
Wife: Top secret – friend likes you!
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