Your husband has front teeth – Obnews

Two friends met after many days
First- Why does your husband not have any front teeth?
Second- What should I tell sister..
When the marriage was fixed in 2020, there was Covid, so they came to see it wearing masks.
First- Then did you not see it at the time of marriage?
Second- Then (2020) there was Corona, and only two hours were allowed for the marriage.
Now you tell me, in such a short time, should I do make-up or take care of their teeth?

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Inspector: Why are you drinking so much alcohol?
Drunkard – It's a compulsion, brother.
Inspector- What kind of compulsion?
Alcoholic: The lid of the liquor bottle was lost.

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the boys came to see the girl
Boys: What is the name of your daughter?
Girls – Our beloved, everyone's beloved, Ram's beloved
Girl: What is the name of your boy?
Boys – Our drink, your drink, everyone's drink, Pappu.

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Pappu was going to the police station nervous.
Pappu- I am going to be arrested.
Gappu- Why brother, what did you do?
Pappu- I had hit my wife hard on the head with a stick.
Gappu- So is she dead?
Pappu- I didn't survive and now she won't leave me.

Funny Jokes: Shameful incident happened in the village

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