Grandfather (to grandson)- Your teacher is coming.
Go hide. Grandson- First you hide
Go, I have given you an excuse for your death.
Took a week's leave.
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Sardarni: Look, the lights have gone out.
Sardar: What if the lights go out?
Turn on the fan.. Sardarni: Here,
You have talked about Sardars, if
When the fan is turned on the candle goes out
Won't she go…??
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Boy: What's your name? Girl: Wearing it
Should I tell or show? Boy: What do you mean? Girl :
Payal.Girl:..and yours? Boy: Will you give it?
Should I give and tell? Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: Puppy.”
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Beggar: Baba, give me something to eat..!
Man: Baba, eat yesterday's bread.
Will you..? Beggar: Yes, I will eat..
Man: Then come tomorrow…
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A Sardar is doing potty on the road
when the police caught him
When the police was taking him away, Sardar
Said brother, at least pick up the evidence.
Funny Jokes: Amitabh Bachchan and Pran Sahab
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