You are so good, why not a girlfriend? – Obnews

Husband was eating almonds.
Wife: Give it to me too.
Husband: Gave one.
Wife: Just one?
Husband: Yes, the rest is stuck in my teeth!

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Yamraj to the woman: Come on, I have come to take you.
Woman: Wait 2 minutes, let me add the status – “Traveling to Yamlok!”
Yamraj unconscious!

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Girl: You are so good, why don’t you have a girlfriend?
Boy: You become that.
Girl: No, you are my best friend!

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Santa: Doctor, I can’t sleep.
Doctor: Take this pill.
Santa: When?
Doctor: Before sleeping.
Santa: But doctor, if I can’t sleep then when should I take the pill?

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Wife: You like my friend, right?
Husband: Yes…
Wife: Top secret is that I like your friend!