Funny Jokes: What is wife called in Sanskrit? When the teacher asked, Sonu gave such an amazing answer, you will laugh after hearing it.

Funny Jokes of the Day: To stay healthy, not only good food but also good air and laughter are important. That is why it is also said that laughter is that medicine which makes everyone’s day without doctor, without prescription and without side effects. Therefore, in between the hustle and bustle, take out some time to laugh. For this you can read jokes. These jokes not only bring a smile on the face, but also refreshes the mood instantly. It plays an important role in keeping you healthy. If you make a habit of laughing morning and evening, then no disease, whether mental or physical, will come to you. That is why, taking care of your health, we bring some viral funny jokes for you. You will burst out laughing after reading these jokes. So let’s start this journey of laughter…

You will drool after reading these viral jokes

Teacher: What is wife called in Sanskrit?
Sonu- Leave Sanskrit sir, say something to your wife in any language.
Can’t say!!

Wife- I am leaving home…
Husband- I am also going to Baba..
Wife: Why, to ask for me?
Husband: No, just to tell you that blessings have started coming!!

Doctor: Now you are out of danger, still why are you so afraid?
Patient: It was written on the truck with which I had an accident…
“If life continues then we will meet again”!!

Santa was hanging upside down on the tree
Banta asked- What happened?
Santa- Nothing, I have taken a pill for headache, somewhere?
Don’t let it enter your stomach!!

Big businessmen are scared of the tremendous success of online business…
But the most worried are those with “accessible toilets”.
No other “online person” was born who could make a dent in their business…!

Teacher: Who proved that the Earth is round?
Pappu- Sir, married people prove this every day!
Teacher: How is that?
Pappu- Because no matter where the wife is standing… the man has to come there!
The meaning is clear that the world is round, it goes around and returns back to the same place!

The wife was singing a song while climbing on the table and cleaning the house…!
If we meet you… we will leave the world…!
Then the husband also started singing – If you fall… we will find someone else…!
Poor husband is now admitted in the hospital…!

Wife- Listen! Let’s go out to eat today…!
Husband- Why..?
Wife: One day a week I also feel like feeding you something ‘good’…!

Doctor – There is only one cure for obesity.
Chintu – What doctor…?
Doctor: You eat one roti every day.
Chintu – Should I eat this roti after or before eating?
Doctor Saheb unconscious…!

Sonu- One eye of your buffalo is bad, then why are you asking for thousand rupees for it?
Monu- Do you want a buffalo for milk or for making Nain-Matakka!!

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